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combeferret:

combeferret:

who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table

sir cumference

oshkosh-bg0sh:

Kinda annoying how folks wanna get righteous about stolen and leaked nudes when it happens to a celeb

When that kinda shit has been a problem
To the point where there are whole websites for leaked nudes
Some of underaged girls

But whatever

I just walked downstairs and my bfs dad was watching some llamas get freaky on tv and I’m like….. Hell yeah

THEYRE CALLING THIS SEA LION BIG DADDY IM GONNA PISS

Long haired people know that feeling…

When you’re pooping and the poop is interrupted by a foot long hair coming out your ass that you have managed to not notice swallowing…

And you now have to pull this whole fucking hair out your clenched butthole…

yungmethuselah:

What better way to bond with your dudes after Broga® than grilling up some Spman® Protein-Loaded POWER MEAT® and tossing back a few cool cans of Bud M-ALE®? Finish off with a few fast-paced rounds of Manopoly®—No Homo® before shaking your buddies’ hands goodbye!

Shoutout to all the kids going to community college getting told it’s not “real college”. you’re doing the right thing and fuck any pretentious asshole who judges you

Idk non binary pop punk elf???

I lisp a little when I try to multitask and I mentioned to this lady that it has only started recently in my life…
She said it’s from all the weed I smoke…
Oh my god the look on her face when I told her I’m deathly allergic to marijuana was priceless…